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I reckon you'd have to smooth over the doorhandles and fuel filer flappy thing too.....Might cause problems with the napalm though!

19 years ago
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Yeah , if you hit a bug , it would just vapourise!

19 years ago
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oh and cleaning would have to be taken to new levels..... You'd have to get 16 nubile young African (nekked) women to lick the car clean , in compon...

19 years ago
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Nah , it'd be more like 250,004 mph!

19 years ago
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Only prob is that the 7th gear would have to be outside of the left front wheel......Be a bugger if you get a puncture.....

19 years ago
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Ahh thats only if your driving an American car , designed by an Irishman , with a cocaine problem (i.e. getting caught with it) , if not , any car tha...

19 years ago
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Ahh , but if they're only using Nitrogen , they are losing out.....! If they use Kryptonite gas (VERY RARE (ask at the Helfrauds parts desk)) they wi...

19 years ago
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I know the gas , I had a ready meal chicken Balti tonight!

19 years ago
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Thats the thing.....if you take the GTI badges off and just leave the 6 you gain at least 250mph top speed and it makes yer engine rev to 85,000rpm......

19 years ago
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The engine alone is capable of that ........ I reckon that the badges must be capable of at least 18,000mph as they are sooooo light!

19 years ago
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I've got a 6 badge on my toolbox......The drawers shut sooo quickly that they'll have yer fingers , like the till in open all hours! No , honestly! ...

19 years ago
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