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Cherry (as in "Cherry Red".. tho techincally thats orange after a few years in the sun 😡 )

Dog

Ass :angel:

Tits

Old Biddies (Yes this is allowed cos loadsa old biddies wear trainers with suits)

jizz?

Cathy Barry 😮

Heartache

Poontang 😀

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Energy

Yes the cambelt snapped a few weeks ago but fortunately it's only 4 bent exhaust valves.

Valves. (How appropriate 4 me eh!)

Predator (Arnold Schwarzeneggers character in "predator" was called Major Alan "Dutch" Schaeffer.)