quote Mikey82:im a gay boy mei wouldn't let kipps here you say that!
If i was a gentleman i'd offer you my bed but there's no way i'm slumming it on the sofa in my own house! :p
quote Sir Bonez:2 big fat samuri swordsYou'll get on well with my neighbour who has an unhealthy obsession with big knives and swords then!
i don't really give a monkey's who sleeps where cos i've got the double bed and big duvet! :p
quote vicki:Your all a bunch of pervs !and the problem with that is?????
quote Sir Bonez:pinned down by 2 ladys?But what will they do to him when they've got him pinned down? Shave off an eyebrow? wax his legs? sally ...
quote Mikey82:i will take both of ya onthere are a few loose slabs on my patio vicki so it'll be easy to dispose of the body.......
don't worry there's loads of flor space for ya to doss down on 🙂
quote Mikey82:i will have one of them sofas...you'll have to fight vicki and clare for the sofa's as they've bagsey'd them already!
quote Robley:Is there a kitchen table we could sleep on or under 😆Nope!If someone could either host or re-size some piccies i could show...
Heaven(showing your age there neil! :p )
why do you want to sleep on uncomfortable half leather car seats when you can sleep on my lovely full leather sofa's? You can even have one each as i'...
Ebay?Advert in the For Sale section on here?
karate (bat finks side kick)
you could sleep in the old outside lavvy if you want some privacy......